how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
i need to lose forty pounds by yesterday
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE
Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.
i dont like myself but i really like macaroni so theres that
COOKING TIP: to add a little extra zest, instead of sugar use cocaine
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem