brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via does-not-pollinate)

n-ervosas:

i need to lose forty pounds by yesterday

(via cherizzlerainbow)

(Source: flay-otters, via cherizzlerainbow)

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

(via cl0sethedistance)

saverockandroll:

i dont like myself but i really like macaroni so theres that

(via selfindulgentmannequin)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

COOKING TIP: to add a little extra zest, instead of sugar use cocaine

(via selfindulgentmannequin)

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

(via does-not-pollinate)

(via childless-gambino)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via annuhsarabi)

(via annuhsarabi)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via selfindulgentmannequin)

(Source: aivzdog, via selfindulgentmannequin)

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torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo, via wokeupswinging)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via tyleroakley)