His Gift

Hey guys! I have been struggling with the idea of becoming a writer for years. I have always planned extravagant stories in my head, I have just never let them out. I have recently began working on a book that I hope to finish sometime soon. The first three chapters are up on Authonomy, and I would appreciate it if at least one person would read it and give me an honest review. Thank you so much! 

to all of friends I have. Yes. I have been engaged on this day. Also, I am impregnated with 9 babies in me. We are so lucky. I am moving to Germany to become the queen of the new world. Everything is true. This all has happened to me today. Not April fools. believe.

I know that I started this blog as a way to get my humor noticed, but I have come to realize that that is not what I need at the moment. I just need to vent and to talk about the things that have been bothering me. Of course it will be humorous at times, because I can not help but laugh sometimes. 

When I was in the 6th grade I got so overwhelmed at the thought of my crush asking me out that I ran into the wall as he was walking towards me. The saddest part of the story is that he was actually asking my teacher out. 

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911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

What’s up bitches? I have made this blog for the sole purpose of posting all of the funny happenings in my life, and one day I hope to get noticed by the majestic Peter Benedict Holmes. Please follow. Thank you.